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You may not know what I’m talking about, but that doesn’t matter cause I do. My new box set arrived, my fantasicly big box set. Not overly huge compared to some, but large compared to others. That’s right people The Complete Monty Python’s Flying Circus! That’s really all I have to talk about.

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Appearently some sort of asshole is trying to wage some sort of blog war against me, I think it’s crazy myself, cause this place isn’t really all the interesting. I think it will end up being a wasted effort on not only my part, but his as well. But to show everyone that I’m a good sport about it (and to give him a fighting chance) I will add a link to his Blog in my links section so that you can visit there only to see how superior I am to him in everyway.

As far as the rest of the, you know, things. I had made an unsavory joke early in the week that has blossomed into a full fledged dark parody of nervous laughter…Personally, I thought it was rip roaring hilarious from the very begining. To start things off with the poster I’ve lovingly crafted.

I’m just hoping I can get it in here correctly. Anyway, I’ll explain. Ok, as most of you know, Heath Ledger is dead, I don’t know much of the details, don’t really care, I simply found it as a good chance to make fun of a celebrity, cause really, if you can’t continue to rip on them when they’re dead, what are we lviing for? At work I made an off the cuff remark as we had somehow got on the subject of him being dead. I said “Man, I just can’t wait for the new movie he’s doing,” to which I then added “the remake of A Weekend At Bernie’s.”  (for anyone who doesn’t know find about what the movie is here) To which some giggles were made, and to the recommendation from there, you now see the above poster. Yes, it’s a little soon, and yes it’s a very dark joke. Myself, I find it funny and that’s what I really care about.

You might noticed some small fonts to either side there, just giving myself credit, I don’t mind if you take it, show people, I just want credit on the joke. So really, spread it around, I wanna see how for I can have it go.

That’s it for me tonight though, sorry about the lack of updates lately, I’ll try and have some more going this week. Just keep checking here and doing what you crazy people do!

That’s why I love ya’ll, peace.

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Sweet lord, could it be true? Is is Thursday already? Has it really been 4 days since this place has been updated? Yes. Appearently…Oh well, life goes on I suppose, you can’t change the past. You can try, but you’ll just waste time I suppose.

Well, let’s go over what’s happened since then. As you know, Monday I picked up that Birthmas present I was spealking about as well as Family Guy Presents: Blue Harvest. Blue Harvest by the way is great, awesome commentary, nice special features a great purchase. What i didn’t mention was I was out with Jeff (there asshole). Tuesday a download I had been working on finally finished. Downloaded a show called Flight Of The Conchords. So far a very funny show, I suggest you check it out. It’s very musical as well. I have a few other things sitting around to be burned but haven’t gotten to it, I’ve been suprisingly busy.

Wedensday, as per tradition I got out to Jungle Jims for all you can eat wings. Service was slow. After that, headed to Futureshop where I picked up a Harmony 880, which I do like. Was very easy to set up, I was impressed. Jeff has the same one and it’s held up good for him. I also got the a-fore mentioned present to Jenn, and it was well recieved. Then got pulled over by the cops…good thing Jenn has an honest face. *snicker* good thing the cops don’t really know her.

See? My life is pretty damn boring, that’s why I don’t talk about it that much. As for the future of this place, I am working on a story in 4 parts, I’m drawing up an outline, to kinda put cliff hangers on the end of each part, make people interested. I need to find a genere that would be endereing to people though, so if you have ideas, you know what to do. As for now, I’m gonna head to sleep maybe, have to work in the morning, then find something to do that night, then Ozzy Sat.

 Good night my people, dream well.

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Hello kids,

That’s right, it’s me, back and better then ever! I know you missed me and my insane rantings, I know it, don’t deny it. You total undying devotion is what keeps me going people. It sustains me!

Nah I’m just playin’ with you guys, I’m not that twisted…close…but let’s not get into that right now. as you’ve probably noticed, the title here refers to monday, which means as of right now I have 30 mins to complete this post to rank within this day…this day we call Monday.

As per the usual I will go on without talking about today events, though I will mention, I got out to a Futureshop tonight and picked up the new Family Guy Presents: Blue Harvest Special Edition. Comes with some neat stuff and a nice case and stuff. Just a little cardboard thing but it looks pretty much like the Original Trilogy box if you were to buy that, so it has a nice look to it. One neat feature to it is that it comes with a free digital copy of the special that I have already downloaded and synced into my iPod for no other reason then to have it on my iPod. Other then that I’m stoked for some special features starring that man we too off refer to Brian, Peter, Stewy, Quagmire, Tom or that one time where he was Hitler. That’s right Seth MacFarlane. He’s got a quirky sense of humor and I enjoy watching him hum Star Wars themes in front of George Lucas.

Other then that, and only cause I know she’s going to read this. I’ve finished buying, preparing, wraping and taping Jenn’s Birthmas present…and if you don’t know this little story behind Birthmas, you can go fuck yourself, cause frankly, you don’t need to fucking know! Yea, stick that in your pipe and smoke it you lucky SO-AND-SO’s! Hehehehe got you fuckers good.

I’ve been here and there adding a few little extra bits to the page, editing the prebuilt theme, added a links thing here in the corner next to my gamer tag. It’s kinda neat, I suggest you click my one and only link and read some amazing web comics.

Sweet jimminy crickets, only 15 more mins to finish my little post here. You see the presure keeps me going, so that I give the post more filler, so you have something to read. It does seem like I’m running a bit short here though doesn’t it…Might be a good time to cut’r off.

So tell your friends (even the ones that don’t know who I am…in fact especially them) to come read my zany rants and daily doings…it makes me feel popular. As always, leave a comment, cause we both know that it’s fun to do so.

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Hello dudes and dudettes, Fergy’s back and he’s better then ever…That might be a lie, but I’m making a post so that you little people out there have something new to read. I’ve noticed recently, well not so recently, but I don’t think it’s conscience of sub. I put TV or movie quotes as my titles unless I have something on topic to talk about.

 Just thought I’d mention it. Didn’t know if you had noticed or not. I really don’t have anything to say either I suppose. I bet my audience demands me write something though…Cept Grego…He can burn in hell though, that fucking asshole! You know who you are.

See I have shit to say today, maybe it’s best if I just go to bed.

Anyway, as I mentioned previously, Rock Band at my place Saturday, through me a message, text, phone call, let me know if you’re interested.

Peace out brothers.

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Just a quick post today, changed some little things to the site, nothing hugly noticable.

 Bought Rock Band, played drums a bit, it’s fun. I’ll be hosting a little Rock Band gathering at my place on saturday. Send me a message on Windows Live (MSN for you slow on the curve people) and let me know if you’re interested in coming down. I’ll be picking up some booze as well, just a little bit of beer. If you want anything special to you, you gots to brign it yourself.

 So give me a shout and let me know if you’re interested. Peace brothers.

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Happy Monday everybody. Sorry…I got distracted. As I mentioned yesterday I felt I was coming down with soemthing, and it hit with full force today. So I’ve been drinking cough syrup most of the evening, that plus nap, and now everything is a little dizzy and nice :D.

Whee, ok readers, your dear Fergy is on a slight cough syrup high. Not to say it’s something I normally do, but more that this post may be a little more interesting that normal. Or boring…I don’t know how it’s going to work.

I really have nothing interesting to say I suppose, I’ve been thinking about plans for where this might be headed, and update schedule…I don’t know what I’m doing, prehaps I should end it short before I do anymore harm.

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Well, it appears my updates are becoming more and more frequent. Which is good for my readers I suppose, gives them something to look forward to everyday. A glimmering sunshine on an otherwise cloudy day. That kind of shit.

I’ve been fuckering around with the page a little more, obivously. Added a new pic to the random images on the header. Added my Xbox gamer tag dealy to the side there so you can all shower in my nerdom and mega gamer points. How fucking cool am I! That’s what I thought.

As for what I’ve actually done today, I’ve watched a couple hours of Man vs Wild and Mythbuster. Watched the pilot of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (for the second time) which got me thinking, but I’ll mention that later. As far as Man vs Wild goes, one of the episodes was about find things to eat in the wild…and drink…and appearently…your urine is always an option. It’s going to be warm…and salty…and make me feel like vomiting. Other then that, eating raw fish JUST has a slight chance of giving you Hep A. Just a slight chance.

Right, now my tiny Terminator review. There may be spoilers, but if you’ve been here before you should know, I don’t give 2 fucks. So here it goes. This show does not feed into T-3 what so ever, this is as the creator of the show describe. A sort of alternate timeline. Which doesn’t make it any less good, so far it does seem pretty interesting. Like with everything for Terminator, they are once again trying to destory Skynet. Which begs the question, how long can you run that until either they do stop it again, or fail. So I can see it staying fresh for about a season, but as much as I love sci-fi, as much as I enjoy robots killing people and each other and as much as I love Summer Glau, I don’t see it going longer then it’s 13 episode pilot season without getting stale shortly there after. For those who don’t know here, Summer Glau plays Cameron (the lady robot) she was also in the short lived series Firefly as the character River Tam. Then again in Serenity. Another question that has popped into my brain is how long can they run the show before John gets busy with robot lady, I’d be on that…Don’t look at me like that…You know you’d take some robot love too.

This series though, in it’s pilot, has already destoried what we believed about Terminator time travel. Where it’s rules were you could only go in time, not forward. The final part of the episode is that jump from 1999 to late 2007. Which will jump them clear of the time period that T-3 was in. I suppose you can take certain licenses when you are playing within an established movie on TV…Yea… It’ll be a fun series with robots, and I like robots, you like robots. Everyone likes killer robots…

 So I guess this wraps up another post here and fergy-ferg.net. I’m gonna go back to bed, watch some Mythbusters and see who the cold I’ve got progress for the morning.

P.S The cat is really into the cat nip.

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Hello campers, it’s me again, your friendly neighbourhood Fergy… Minus the neighbourhood part. Guess that fits into a Spider-Man-esque theme. If you know anything thought you can tell that I’ve started my good foot forward with a Simpsons quote above. Nevertheless, I suppose it is that time again, that’s right, time once again for, a blog update.

By now I know my readers are on the edge of their seats to see what I’m gonna talk about, about what crazy thoughs might just get shaken loose! WHO KNOWS PEOPLE! IT’S CRAZY IN HERE TONIGHT.

Which kinda gets me thinking, are people gonna start believeing I’m sitting in some kind of office rattling off my thoughts and getting paid for it? If only life were that easy, wouldn’t it be grand? I’d like everyone to take a moment not to close their eyes and just breathing silently for a few minutes…don’t worry, I’ll wait here. Well not really, I’ll hit the head for a bathroom break, so you’ve got like 5 mins. Don’t worry though…I’ll come back.

 Right, what the bloodly fuck was I talking about there, it’s not important I guess. I’m sure no one is reading anyway, just another tiny little spot on the internet taking up space where porn could be. You can always prove me wrong though, by commenting. Tell me I’m a mindless loser,  I don’t care! Tee-hee.

As you can tell I’ve changed the look again of the blog, I like this one though, and over the comming days I’ll be changing the random images above, I’ve added one new one. I’m gonna get rid of the fruity cities, make it look more my own and stuff. If you have any suggestions that you’d like added, throw me an email or comment with it.

To end my post tonight, I’m going to end with my thoughts on Peta. Cause they’re pissing me off again. Fucking vegans, worse then those damn mormons. I understand if you don’t want to eat meat cause it’s cruel or some shit, that’s fine. Good for you, do what you want in your own life, cause no one can control it but you. Happy, happy. Joy, joy for you. Do not however, try and push your vegatable eating beliefs on everyone else. Yea we don’t have to eat meat to survive I get it and don’t care what you have to say anymore. You don’t go out and attack people cause that like to eat a delicous cow. State the facts, get the fuck out.

That’s it, that’s my rant for the evening. So tell your friends!

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Welcome to the first of I’m sure many posts that will have really nothing to do with the title. Because really, can you dram such geneius of mine into a one sentence title? I THINK NOT!

So, as I’m sure no one has noticed, blogs look change a little more. I really like it, kinda dark and mysterious, might need to do a little editing to it. Make it a little bit more like mine you know. You don’t know…no one knows…this has kinda taken a dark turn…

Anyway…I suppose I really don’t have a whole lot to say, I could sit here for hours I’d imagine staring a dimmly lit, blank screen flashing cursor…taunting me…That son of a bitch! Doesn’t he know who I am? That bastard, I’m going to kill him, him and flashly little fucker friends. We’re kinda morbid here at Fergy-Ferg.net…Maybe I should a team of writters…

Good thinking Jon! We can hire writters from the Guild to write here, like a news paper colomn. Only boring and unpopular…so like a Canadian news paper colomn…It’s gotta work, I’ll get on the horn right now. It’ll be great, I know you can’t wait either, you’re just as excited as I am…Oooooo, it’s ringing…I can’t wait…Shh…someone picked up…it’s a woman…

*clears throat* Hello?….Yes hi…No…No it’s not a wrong number…Yes I wanted to know if I could hire a writter…What do you mean it doesn’t work like that…No…Writer…Wait…Which guild is it then?…Handweavers?…What the blood fuck is that?…Oh…That actually sounds kind of interesting, do you have any sort of documentation you can send me about said Handweaving?…You can’t?…Why the fuck not?!…Well this is a horrible guild!…I will have no part of this!…Listen grandma, I don’t think we need to use that kind of language…I don’t even know what that is, but it sounds sticky…Oh…I guess that makes sense…I’m sorry I overreacted…And good day to you ma’am.

That was interesting, did you know that the Handweavers Guild was founded in 1969? Yea…Interesting huh, no it’s fucking not, it’s god damn mind numbing! Ugh…

Maybe after all, that title did do some justice to my post…kinda sad or something, or not, dunno…let me know what ya think.

 Peace out friendly people, I’m gonna go see if the cat is whacked out on the cat nip yet.

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